@SatanNYU: Practice shoot and some how the camera got turned on me…My Beast can use a camera. #modelstatus #fun (via instagram)
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Text to Rachel
- Santana: YOU SAID I DON"T CARE! That is what you said when I brought it up so don't you dare try to twist things 'round fucking berry. No! What I can't look past is the fact you let a FUKCING MINION talk shit about me and not do a damn thing about it. I hear someone say shit about you and I make sure I put the fear of Satan in them. I make sure they fear for their children being haunted by me, but no you could never do that. You sit there and smile at them and laugh maybe, giggle, and tell them in some monotone voice to please stop. The fact it took you think long is disgusting. She's a fucking minion and you let her disrespect and you have. This is the first time you have spoken up and it's bull shit. It's fucking bull shit that my friend has to make sticking up for me feel like a fucking chore. SO FUCK YOU BERRY! I will never defend you and take those things to heart because you don't a fuck if people talk shit about me, even the lower class and thats why you are a shit friend. DID YOU EVER THINK THIS DOESN'T REVOLVE AROUND YOU! ! News flash that whole situation had NOTHING to do with you. A lot of things are going on in my life ten times bigger then some stupid fucking crown. So fuck off.
- Rachel: I DID SAY THAT BUT I MEANT IS I DONT CARE ABOUT MARLEY. AS IN YOU COULD HAVE HER. Okay. I have never heard Paige say anything to you. Ever. Not in person and not on dash. I was not aware of that. Do not talk to me about sticking up for my friends. I do that plenty. I do that when they're not even my friends because for some unknown reason I manage to still care. Example: When Fallon was talking down to you I tried to defense you. But of course you said you had it all handled an what not. Oh my fucking god you do not need a crown to give you one day of looking beautiful. You have that everyday! And maybe I would know about you are going through but guess what? I don't because YOU NEVER TELL ME ANYTHING! And if I ask if you're okay or if you need me there it's always I HAVE GEORGE, MICKER OR AUGUSTUS! So think hard of why I don't know anything that's happening in your life!!!
- Santana: My papa is trying to groom me into the perfect princess or I mean queen aka you. He's been grilling me, he's now banning me from pda with mickey. Once again I am not good enough for papa. I'm stressed out because it seems like once again my relationship is going to have to go through the ringer. I just want to love my girlfriend without hearing about how it's a phase or how it needs to be presented the right way. I didn't want to wear that crown and I don't want to be Queen. I want to be Satan because I love her. I love you but I can't be your burden too Rachel and it feels like that sometimes.
It’s very quiet…although it’s quite nice.
You’re really not that funny.
Says the girl whose lively moments are at their most when she’s sucked up the worm.
Happy Christmas everyone.
Cleavage. I don’t do boobie shots on Instagram. I’m not’ bout slipping a nip for a page six spread and the Haunting of the Nipple for future kiddies. I got too much class for all that.
My point. Boring boring boring. No matter how quality it is.
You haven’t seen me do me boo. Now hop on into the time traveling machine I’m sure your ancestors created decades ago, but still too greedy to share, and travel to the days when we were both single. I sent you a few shots, titties still covered, that I know you were spurting your fellow fever all over the place from.
Text to George
- Santana: I love it. I love everything 'bout it. Its perfect and I don't know what to say but thank you.
- George: You're welcome. I'm glad you liked it.
- Santana: Not to brag or anythin' though, but my present isn't someone hogwash type of thing. You're gonna cry and it will be the one time I'll enjoy it.
Text | Harpez
- George: Hi, happy Christmas Eve.
- Santana: Merry late Christmas. Sorry I just got this. Mickey banned phones and I had to get Mission Impossible and pull out the fiercest pout to get it back.